How to Talk About Cycling to a Conservative

I recently came across a great read on CommuteByBike.com entitled "How to Talk About Cycling to a Conservative" (thanks Rach!) that really made me wonder about bikes and politics.

I'm not trying to debate the pros/cons of one party vs another, BUT I really have to ask...

Are there really Conservatives that ride bikes?

It seems to go against everything they stand for.

Let's take a few examples that come to mind:

• Bikers have to share the same road as cars.
• Liberal viewpoint: Rightfully so, we are all equal and should support each other.
• Conservative viewpoint: GRRRRR. Get the hell out of my way hippie! How the hell am I supposed to get my kids to church and then soccer practice on time with you going so slow?! At least I'm driving my new Chevy Tahoe Hybrid, it gets 21MPG. Hell yeah! America! Fuck Yeah!
• 1% of funding goes to support cycling infrastructure.
• Liberal viewpoint: This is going to be tough to support given our struggling economy. Still, we need to create jobs. How bout a new highway in...........Ohio!?.
• Conservative viewpoint: Are you effing kidding me? Money for cycling? They should use the sidewalks.
• Global Warming:
• Liberal viewpoint: Cycling is a great alternative to walking.
• Conservative viewpoint: Global Warning is really a "myth" like Godzilla, $1 beers, and McDonald's Monopoly. Al Gore made it up as he can't invent the Internet again.
• It's UNAmerican to bike:
• Liberal viewpoint: Everyone deserves the right to bike anywhere and everywhere regardless of the route or time of day or planet in which they live
• Conservative viewpoint: "Hi, we are 'Merica, we believe in guns, oil, and wearing beautiful Red, White, and Blue outfits to any event not matter how formal. This ain't no Europe where people wear capris, bowling shoes, and ride bikes casually.

All kidding aside, to me it seems virtually impossible for a Conservative to stand by their party yet still ride a bike. It's the ultimate oxymoron. I hope someone can prove me wrong! Are you a conservative and rider? Let me know!




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Riding in winter

Riding in the winter can be a daunting task, especially living in the Pacific Northwest.

Take a look at this photo (thanks PDX underdog!):

Tonight's ride home included:
a) wind
b) heavy rains
c) darkness! (you gotta say it out loud like Chappelle describes Charlie Murphhhhhhhhy)
d) fog

Welcome to Portland in December! 

By the time I got home, everything was soaked. I mean EVERYTHING. So much for rainproof gloves, pants, jacket, jockstrap, goggles, and hat.

So this leads me to my question...is it worth it?

I replayed this question over and over again in my head every day this week. The answer is yes...

I was approach by a co-worker this afternoon who saw me on my way to the changing room.

Co-worker: Wow, did you bike today?
Me: Yeah, it sucks outside
Co-worker: I just got into walking and bought some waterproof pants and it's way too wet outside for me to even walk.
Me: It's actually not bad when you have waterproof pants, booties, and jacket.
Co-worker: Wow, I didn't know that. Hmmm, maybe I should start walking again. You're great inspiration.
Me: And that's what keeps me riding.

Sometimes in life, you do things and you know they aren't going to be uber fun or 100% awesome, but rather you do them to make an impact on someone else. We all have a responsibility to lead by example. Whether it's picking up the McDonald's wrapper on your dog walk or helping a neighbor who is locked-out. 

Do it. I promise you won't regret it. 

Who knows, maybe my co-worker will start walking at work and have a positive change in her life.

Cheers!

Top 10 Reasons Why Biking to Work Rocks

Since today is my first day back in the saddle in nearly two weeks (thanks to SkyHigh for the über stiff back & supporting The Lady with food poisoning) I feel I should discuss why riding is much better than driving a car.

Here are my personal top 10 reasons why riding to work rocks! 

10. You burn nearly 700 calories per hour riding a bike

9.  You boost your immune system, prevent heart disease, & increases your stamina

8. You are promoting a positive change in our car obsessed culture

My all-time favorite bike poster from GreenPatriotPoster.org

7. You are making an environmental impact

Warning: link is to an awesome Answers.com page 

6. Increase your sexual stamina

"Since sex can be an act of endurance, improving cardiovascular fitness with aerobic activity such as walking, running, cycling or swimming for at least 30 minutes, three times per week, will help both partners perform longer and more often"

Love the BTA pic via Paul Souders.

5.  You've got better things to do than sit in traffic. Traffic makes you go batty, hate the world, and want to drive off a bridge.

Another day in New Delhi and another fit of road rage. When does it end?

4. It makes your butt look good. Not making this one up or just singling out the ladies. Trust me, I'm a rider, I know.

this could be your butt!

3. You save (a lot) of money.

- Use a website tool like DriveLessSaveMore.org to track your mileage. It took me about 7 months to get my full return on the investment of a new bike + gear. It's pretty realistic given insurance, gas, wear & tear, + maintenance.

2. You actually look cool (except you Scott!). Unlike some douche in a Hummer.

Notice the keg on the rack!

Doucebag

1. Einstein claimed to do his best thinking while on his bike. I can't tell you how many ideas I come up with while riding. Not just shitty ideas either, but actual gooooood ideas. Riding actually gives you time to process your thoughts in a relaxing setting. You actually feel refreshed and you will be a better person. I have noticed a direct correlation to my personal demeanor when I ride vs drive.

"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving." - Albert Einstein





Look at THAT smile!

Ah-ha moment!

So why do I ride? What made me go from being a lemming behind the wheel to a ridoholic?

It's pretty simple...almost all of us have two feet (sorry Larry!).

As the story goes, I attended a going away dinner for The Lady(TM) and I noticed that 90% of the people in attendance had commuted by bike to work that day. This isn't too surprising given Portland's Platinum Status as a bike city, BUT these people all lived on the east side of town and we were in the Tron aka Beaverton That's at least a 15 mile ride, one-way. Suddenly, my "It's TOO far" excuse was no longer valid.

And that's when I had the A-HA! moment. IF they can do it, why can't I?

Doing a little math, I estimated I would only be extending my commute by 30 minutes total by riding in a bike vs sitting in traffic. Oh and by the way, I could save money, burn 700 calories an hour, and do a positive thing for the environment? Count me in sucka. 


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So why Biking? Yeah, like electricity

When people ask me why I have taken to using my own pedal power for transportation, I often lack the proper words to answer this very question. I tend to fumble my words and come across as being overly passionate or just plain whackadoodle. Can I really answer that in one sentence?

I recently watched Billy Elliot with my wife and if you have not seen this, do it. Especially if you are American as the BBC does an outstanding job.

Right, so why Biking? As adapted from a famous scene in Billy Elliot when the young lad is asked why he likes dancing... 

Me: Don't know. Sorta feels good. Sorta stiff and that, but once I get going... then I like, forget everything. And... sorta disappear. Sorta disappear. Like I feel a change in my whole body. And I've got this fire in my body. I'm just there. Flyin' like a bird. Like electricity. Yeah, like electricity.

That pretty much sums it up. Yeah, like electricity.